I leave the room for 5 minutes, and in those 5 minutes Poki successfully manages to dismember and destroy a magazine. I can just imagine him saying, “Look what I did Mom! I’m so hardcore!” in a prideful voice, with his unusually stout chest puffed in confidence. Too bad his midget legs make him anything but hardcore. What the poor magazine did to deserve such a messy demise, I have no idea.